Starship will take humanity to Mars

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,954.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,953.84
-1.000 (-0.03%)
5 min
$2,953.11
-1.730 (-0.06%)
10 min
$2,951.65
-3.190 (-0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198090
-0.0₃3 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.197740
-0.0₃65 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.197800
-0.0₃59 (-0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008082
+0.0₅4 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.008037
-0.0₄409 (-0.51%)
10 min
$0.008134
+0.0₄56 (+0.69%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Mars musing left crypto markets as uninspired as a SpaceX test flight scrubbed for weather. ETH dipped modestly: down 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.06% in 5 minutes, and 0.11% in 10 minutes, a far cry from the 0.41% drop triggered by a similar post last week. DOGE wobbled like a poorly balanced rocket: 0.15% down in 1 minute, 0.33% in 5 minutes, then a partial recovery to 0.30% down by 10 minutes. GORK, ever the wildcard, swung between 0.05% up and 0.51% down before settling at 0.69% up, proving once again that obscure tokens react like hyperactive mission control interns. Volatility was tame compared to historical norms: the most similar past post (83.59% match) saw ETH drop twice as hard initially, while DOGE’s reactions have been consistently erratic but shallow. GORK’s +0.69% finish today beats its usual performance, though it’s still less predictable than Musk’s launch schedules. Nothing says "market efficiency" like digital assets twitching over interplanetary daydreams while ignoring actual inflation data.

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