Cleared Pit 100, back to #1 rank hardcore. Sacrificed health for damage, so chance of dying is higher. Forgot to trigger Grizzly Rage a few times, so almost died. Always be raging!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,531.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,529.42
-1.870 (-0.07%)
5 min
$2,530.67
-0.620 (-0.02%)
10 min
$2,530.88
-0.410 (-0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.166870
-0.0₃1 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.167020
+0.0₄499 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.167230
+0.0₃259 (+0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007854
-0.0₅4 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.007867
+0.0₅9 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.007862
+0.0₅399 (+0.05%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest gaming musings triggered the usual crypto roulette spin, with markets reacting like a distracted dungeon crawler. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.07% in 1 minute, 0.02% over 5 and 10 minutes. DOGE wobbled between minor losses and gains, ending up 0.16% after 10 minutes. GORK mirrored this, with a net positive of 0.05% over the same period. Volatility was tame compared to historical posts: the 66% similar May 16 post saw ETH swing from -0.11% to +0.12%, while GORK once spiked 1.61% in a minute before crashing 3.38% later. Today’s moves are practically a meditation session by those standards. Nothing says "efficient markets" like parsing hardcore gaming metaphors for trading signals. Perhaps the real damage was to anyone trying to rationalize this.

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