Super congratulations to the

@Tesla_AI software & chip design teams on a successful @robotaxi launch!! Culmination of a decade of hard work. Both the AI chip and software teams were built from scratch within Tesla.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,183.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,184.02
+0.060 (+0.00%)
5 min
$2,185.70
+1.74 (+0.08%)
10 min
$2,181.27
-2.690 (-0.12%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.147410
-0.0₃109 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.147410
-0.0₃109 (-0.07%)
10 min
$0.146930
-0.0₃59 (-0.40%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005380
-0.0₄4 (-0.74%)
5 min
$0.005360
-0.0₄6 (-1.11%)
10 min
$0.005310
-0.0₃11 (-2.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest AI chip cheerleading elicited a market reaction so muted it could put insomniacs to sleep. ETH wobbled between +0.08% and -0.12% over 10 minutes, barely registering as noise compared to historical AI-related tweets that moved it up to +0.43% or down -0.31%. DOGE and GORK slid gently downward, with GORK taking the brunt at -2.03%, proving once again that obscure tokens treat Musk hype like a sell signal. Volatility was notably tame: this post’s impact was a flatline next to prior Tesla AI announcements, which at least sparked measurable chaos. Either the market is numb to Musk’s self-congratulation, or “built from scratch” lacks the punch of “real-world AI” or “Dojo progress.” Nothing says “culmination of a decade of hard work” like GORK investors losing 2% in 10 minutes. The real innovation here is how efficiently markets ignore non-news.

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