Congratulations Tesla Giga Berlin team!!

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Tesla
@Tesla

Produced our 8 millionth vehicle at Giga Berlin

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.91
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$72.97
+0.060 (+0.08%)
10 min
$73.03
+0.120 (+0.16%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $300.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$300.87
+0.595 (+0.20%)
5 min
$302.59
+2.32 (+0.77%)
10 min
$304.60
+4.33 (+1.44%)

ETH

Before post: $2,521.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
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$2,515.20
-6.200 (-0.25%)
5 min
$2,515.90
-5.500 (-0.22%)
10 min
$2,517.31
-4.090 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.182570
-0.0₃519 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.182520
-0.0₃57 (-0.31%)
10 min
$0.182960
-0.0₃129 (-0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
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$0.009250
-0.0₄3 (-0.32%)
5 min
$0.009210
-0.0₄7 (-0.75%)
10 min
$0.009130
-0.0₃15 (-1.62%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's celebratory post about Tesla's Berlin Gigafactory had the market reacting like a polite golf clap at a rocket launch. Tesla saw modest gains: up 0.20% in 1 minute, 0.77% in 5 minutes, and 1.44% in 10 minutes, while PayPal barely moved, as if it forgot it was once part of Musk's empire. ETH and DOGE dipped slightly, with ETH down 0.25% initially and DOGE shedding 0.28%, proving crypto traders have the attention span of a goldfish at a rave. GORK, the perpetual underdog, continued its tradition of disappointing everyone, down 1.62% in 10 minutes. Historical context shows similar posts triggered equally muted responses, with ETH and DOGE often dipping regardless of content, suggesting Musk's words now move markets like a feather moves a boulder. The only consistency here is GORK's relentless mediocrity. The market's reaction to Musk's posts has become as predictable as a Tesla missing its production deadline: everyone pretends to care, but the numbers barely budge.

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