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“When Robotaxi” “Where Robotaxi” Nobody’s ever asking “How is Robotaxi” … smh

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,422.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,426.11
+3.58 (+0.15%)
5 min
$2,423.32
+0.790 (+0.03%)
10 min
$2,419.25
-3.280 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.163090
+0.0₃14 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.163050
+0.0₄999 (+0.06%)
10 min
$0.162520
-0.0₃43 (-0.26%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006210
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.006210
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$0.006190
-0.0₄2 (-0.32%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic robotaxi lament moved markets like a sleepy metronome. ETH spiked 0.15% in the first minute, then gave back 0.14% over ten minutes: classic "pump and shrug" behavior. DOGE wobbled between 0.09% gains and 0.26% losses, while GORK flatlined before a 0.32% dip—proof that even meme coins occasionally pause for existential dread. Historical context reveals these moves are tamer than a caffeinated sloth: past similar posts saw ETH swings up to 0.40% and DOGE volatility twice as high. The 72.78% similarity score suggests the market now treats Musk's AI angst like a rerun of a mildly confusing sitcom. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing tears and robotaxi delays with the enthusiasm of a DMV clerk.

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