Starlink Internet enables education and prosperity to the least served

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Starlink's reliable connectivity empowers teachers in remote parts of the world

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,584.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,588.33
+3.89 (+0.15%)
5 min
$2,584.02
-0.420 (-0.02%)
10 min
$2,580.40
-4.040 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.174090
+0.0₃149 (+0.09%)
5 min
$0.174250
+0.0₃309 (+0.18%)
10 min
$0.173890
-0.0₄5 (-0.03%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007620
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.007570
-0.0₄499 (-0.66%)
10 min
$0.007580
-0.0₄4 (-0.52%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starlink virtue-signaling post triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH spiked 0.15% in the first minute, then gave up all gains to slide 0.16% over ten minutes: classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior. DOGE wobbled between a 0.18% peak and a 0.03% dip, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. GORK flatlined like a satellite with dead batteries, dropping 0.66% at the five-minute mark. Compared to historical parallels, this post’s impact was weaker than a rural Starlink signal. The 81% similarity May 11 post drove ETH up 0.37% immediately and held gains, while today’s version fizzled faster than a SpaceX test rocket with a software bug. Nothing says "empowering remote teachers" like algorithmic traders front-running humanitarian tweets for pocket change.

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