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Mario Nawfal
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ELON: STARLINK WILL DO MORE TO LIFT PEOPLE OUT OF POVERTY THAN ANY NGO Elon: “By enabling high-speed, low-latency and affordable Internet globally, Starlink will do more to educate and lift people out of poverty than any NGO ever.” He’s not exaggerating. The data backs him

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,490.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,486.69
-3.720 (-0.15%)
5 min
$2,483.49
-6.920 (-0.28%)
10 min
$2,486.05
-4.360 (-0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.231260
+0.0₄699 (+0.03%)
5 min
$0.230570
-0.0₃62 (-0.27%)
10 min
$0.231350
+0.0₃159 (+0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.049050
-0.0₃699 (-1.41%)
5 min
$0.048540
-0.001 (-2.43%)
10 min
$0.048590
-0.001 (-2.33%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Starlink sermon triggered a market shrug, proving even his words can't always defy gravity. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.15% in 1 minute, 0.28% in 5, and 0.18% in 10, a far cry from last year's 0.37% bump for similar rhetoric. DOGE wobbled like a confused Shiba Inu: barely moving 0.03% up, then 0.27% down, then 0.07% up, less enthusiastic than its 0.29% rise in 2025. GORK took the hardest hit: down 1.41% in 1 minute, 2.43% in 5, and 2.33% in 10, a steeper fall than its 0.76% drop historically. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a 2% swing is considered a slow Tuesday. The real surprise? Markets reacted to Musk with the enthusiasm of a dial-up connection. Perhaps the only thing lifting people out of poverty today was whoever shorted GORK.

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