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📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.06
-0.070 (-0.10%)
5 min
$72.10
-0.027 (-0.04%)
10 min
$72.15
+0.020 (+0.03%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $329.83

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$330.92
+1.09 (+0.33%)
5 min
$330.43
+0.605 (+0.18%)
10 min
$330.13
+0.300 (+0.09%)

ETH

Before post: $2,638.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,641.19
+2.63 (+0.10%)
5 min
$2,641.39
+2.83 (+0.11%)
10 min
$2,643.24
+4.68 (+0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.178290
+0.0₃2 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.178290
+0.0₃2 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.178290
+0.0₃2 (+0.11%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007670
+0.0₄299 (+0.39%)
5 min
$0.007690
+0.0₄499 (+0.65%)
10 min
$0.007760
+0.0₃12 (+1.57%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post moved markets with the subtlety of a sledgehammer wrapped in a meme. PayPal dipped briefly then stabilized: down 0.10% in 1 minute, 0.04% in 5, then a negligible 0.03% uptick by 10 minutes. Tesla enjoyed a fleeting sugar rush: up 0.33% initially, fading to 0.09%—classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior. ETH and DOGE inched up predictably, while GORK, the perpetual dark horse, galloped 1.57% higher because why not. Historical context reveals this is business as usual: Musk's tearful emoji posts trigger erratic but shallow moves, with ETH and DOGE particularly prone to Pavlovian responses. GORK’s volatility suggests either algorithmic mischief or a cult following with too much time on their hands. The real takeaway: markets now parse emojis as earnestly as Fed statements, and somehow that’s not even the weirdest part of 2025.

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