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Rothmus
@Rothmus

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,834.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,834.58
-0.400 (-0.02%)
5 min
$1,836.34
+1.36 (+0.07%)
10 min
$1,835.50
+0.520 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.180650
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.180760
+0.0₄499 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.180720
+0.0₅999 (+0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Ah, the classic Rothmus quote—so profound, so market-moving. Clearly, the crypto world trembled at its sheer philosophical weight. ETH dipped a negligible 0.02% in the first minute, as if briefly pausing to contemplate the meaninglessness of it all, then shrugged and inched up over the next 10 minutes. DOGE, ever the drama queen, mirrored this with a microscopic 0.03% drop before recovering—proof that even meme coins have existential crises. Conclusion: The markets reacted with all the enthusiasm of a cat watching a PowerPoint presentation. If Rothmus’s words were meant to move mountains, they barely nudged a pebble. But hey, at least ETH and DOGE remembered they’re supposed to go up eventually. Maybe next time, Elon should quote someone with a bit more… *currency*.