For the past several days, Tesla has been testing self-driving Model Y cars (no one in driver’s seat) on Austin public streets with no incidents. A month ahead of schedule. Next month, first self-delivery from factory to customer.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,723.88

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1 min
$2,724.23
+0.350 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,723.69
-0.190 (-0.01%)
10 min
$2,727.49
+3.61 (+0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

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$0.224630
-0.0₃1 (-0.04%)
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$0.224460
-0.0₃27 (-0.12%)
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$0.224760
+0.0₄299 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.014000
+0.0₄2 (+0.14%)
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$0.014030
+0.0₄5 (+0.36%)
10 min
$0.013990
+0.0₄1 (+0.07%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest self-driving update proves once again that his words move markets more than actual cars. ETH showed minor volatility: up 0.01% in 1 minute, down 0.01% in 5 minutes, then up 0.13% in 10 minutes. DOGE barely twitched, with a net change of -0.04%, -0.12%, then +0.01%. GORK, the perpetual dark horse, edged up 0.14%, 0.36%, and 0.07%. Compared to past posts, this was a snooze fest. Historical data shows similar announcements triggered sharper swings, like ETH’s 0.24% drop last month or DOGE’s 0.50% nosedive in May. Today’s reaction? More like a polite golf clap. Nothing says "market efficiency" like crypto reacting to Tesla news with the enthusiasm of a dial-up modem.

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