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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,338.74

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,336.17
-2.570 (-0.11%)
5 min
$2,337.98
-0.760 (-0.03%)
10 min
$2,352.66
+13.92 (+0.60%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.205780
+0.0₃129 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.206220
+0.0₃569 (+0.28%)
10 min
$0.207230
+0.002 (+0.77%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.027280
+0.0₄299 (+0.11%)
5 min
$0.027510
+0.0₃259 (+0.95%)
10 min
$0.027330
+0.0₄8 (+0.29%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest algorithm musing sent crypto markets on another caffeine-free rollercoaster. ETH dipped 0.11% in the first minute, then staged a 0.60% recovery within 10 minutes, proving once again that crypto traders treat his tweets like Rorschach tests. DOGE and GORK barely twitched, with sub-1% moves that suggest even meme coins are growing immune to his platform updates. Historical context shows this post was only 52.76% similar to his May algorithm announcement, which caused slightly more panic: ETH dropped 0.16% over 5 minutes back then. Today's reaction is milder, possibly because the market now expects these posts to be as impactful as a software update notification. Nothing says "healthy market" like digital assets convulsing over a tweet that reads like a beta tester's patch notes.

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