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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,425.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,424.13
-1.290 (-0.05%)
5 min
$2,427.10
+1.68 (+0.07%)
10 min
$2,422.99
-2.430 (-0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.171530
-0.0₃21 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.171960
+0.0₃219 (+0.13%)
10 min
$0.171760
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008960
-0.0₄1 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.009010
+0.0₄4 (+0.45%)
10 min
$0.008990
+0.0₄199 (+0.22%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest patriotic word salad triggered more confusion than conviction in the markets. ETH wobbled like a tipsy patriot: down 0.05% in 1 minute, up 0.07% in 5, then down 0.10% in 10. DOGE mirrored a sleepy parade float: down 0.12%, up 0.13%, then barely up 0.01%. GORK, ever the wildcard, dipped 0.11%, rallied 0.45%, and settled at 0.22%. Compared to past "United_States" spams, this was tame: historical drops hit 0.26% for ETH and 1.39% for GORK. Volatility today? More like a gentle flag wave than a fireworks explosion. Nothing says market efficiency like crypto reacting to a man typing the same word eight times.

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