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Natalie F Danelishen
@Chesschick01

In 1992 Trump partied with Jeffrey Epstein. Just gonna leave this here:

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,447.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,419.10
-28.410 (-1.16%)
5 min
$2,439.09
-8.420 (-0.34%)
10 min
$2,409.87
-37.640 (-1.54%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.169600
-0.0₃549 (-0.32%)
5 min
$0.171390
+0.001 (+0.73%)
10 min
$0.169820
-0.0₃329 (-0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009070
-0.0₄499 (-0.55%)
5 min
$0.009190
+0.0₄7 (+0.77%)
10 min
$0.009060
-0.0₄599 (-0.66%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's eyebrow-raising post triggered a familiar pattern of crypto jitters, proving once again that markets react faster to drama than due diligence. ETH took the hardest hit: down 1.16% in 1 minute, briefly recovering to -0.34% at 5 minutes, then plunging to -1.54% by 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker, with DOGE flipping from -0.32% to +0.73% before settling at -0.19%, while GORK mirrored the chaos at -0.55%, +0.77%, then -0.66%. Historical context shows this is textbook Musk volatility: nearly identical posts caused ETH swings between -1.63% and +0.65%, with DOGE and GORK often reacting like confused spectators at a tennis match. The only consistency is inconsistency. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto prices dancing to the tune of a recycled eyebrow emoji and a vague Epstein reference.

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