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The relationship between Trump and Epstein is well established. Trump flew on Epstein’s plane at least 7 times. Though it’s not clear he ever went to the island . Here is what Trump said about Epstein in a 2002 NY magazine profile:

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,517.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,499.71
-17.680 (-0.70%)
5 min
$2,482.90
-34.490 (-1.37%)
10 min
$2,476.26
-41.130 (-1.63%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172280
-0.0₃89 (-0.51%)
5 min
$0.171770
-0.001 (-0.81%)
10 min
$0.172760
-0.0₃409 (-0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009410
+0.0₄3 (+0.32%)
5 min
$0.009350
-0.0₄299 (-0.32%)
10 min
$0.009330
-0.0₄499 (-0.53%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's eyebrow-raising post triggered a predictable yet disproportionate crypto tantrum. ETH took the hardest hit: down 0.7% in 1 minute, 1.37% in 5 minutes, and 1.63% in 10 minutes, echoing its usual sensitivity to Musk-induced drama. DOGE wobbled less dramatically, with a peak drop of 0.81% in 5 minutes, while GORK flirted with insignificance, bouncing between minor gains and losses. Compared to historical eyebrow raises, this reaction was middle-of-the-road: sometimes ETH rallies, sometimes it panics, but it always overreacts. DOGE’s muted response suggests even meme coins have fatigue. Nothing says "efficient market" like double-digit percentage swings because of an emoji and a recycled scandal.

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