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Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray

President vs Elon. Who wins? My money's on Elon. Trump should be impeached and JD Vance should replace him.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,520.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,512.02
-8.260 (-0.33%)
5 min
$2,487.39
-32.890 (-1.31%)
10 min
$2,450.57
-69.710 (-2.77%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172860
-0.0₄899 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.171890
-0.001 (-0.61%)
10 min
$0.170540
-0.002 (-1.39%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009410
-0.0₄8 (-0.84%)
5 min
$0.009420
-0.0₄7 (-0.74%)
10 min
$0.009200
-0.0₃29 (-3.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political musings triggered a crypto sell-off, proving once again that his tweets are the market's most unpredictable Fed speech. ETH took the hardest hit: down 0.33% in 1 minute, 1.31% in 5 minutes, and 2.77% in 10 minutes, outpacing its usual post-"yes" volatility (historically averaging 0.27% drops). DOGE and GORK followed suit, with GORK's 3.06% plunge suggesting meme coins now double as political barometers. Context: This "yes" was 100% identical to prior ones, yet the reaction was notably fiercer—ETH's 10-minute drop was 8x deeper than the historical average. Either the market is losing its patience for cryptic endorsements, or traders finally realized Ian Miles Cheong isn't a new altcoin. Nothing says "stable store of value" like double-digit percentage swings because someone vaguely agreed with a Twitter pundit.

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