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Adrian Dittmann
@AdrianDittmann

The worlds greatest fiction writers couldn’t have conceived of a timeline like this

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,520.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,512.02
-8.260 (-0.33%)
5 min
$2,487.39
-32.890 (-1.31%)
10 min
$2,450.57
-69.710 (-2.77%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.172860
-0.0₄899 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.171890
-0.001 (-0.61%)
10 min
$0.170540
-0.002 (-1.39%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.009410
-0.0₄8 (-0.84%)
5 min
$0.009420
-0.0₄7 (-0.74%)
10 min
$0.009200
-0.0₃29 (-3.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post sent crypto markets into a mild panic, proving once again that his emojis are the new Fed statements. ETH dropped 0.33% in 1 minute, 1.31% in 5 minutes, and 2.77% in 10 minutes, a sharper decline than after his May 2 post where ETH only lost 0.14% over 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK followed suit, with GORK taking the biggest hit at 3.06% in 10 minutes, a volatility spike even by meme coin standards. Historical context shows Musk's tearful emoji posts have a 50-50 chance of moving markets: sometimes they trigger rallies (like ETH's 0.86% gain on May 21), other times sell-offs (today). The only consistency is that GORK reacts like it’s wired to a roulette wheel. Nothing says "efficient markets" like double-digit percentage swings because a billionaire quoted a fiction writer while crying-laughing.

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