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Duncan S. Campbell
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I don’t think people realize solar is absolutely dominating everything else right now.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,338.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,336.44
-1.750 (-0.07%)
5 min
$2,347.56
+9.37 (+0.40%)
10 min
$2,347.13
+8.94 (+0.38%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.206420
+0.0₃25 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.209320
+0.003 (+1.53%)
10 min
$0.209010
+0.003 (+1.38%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.031150
+0.0₃449 (+1.47%)
5 min
$0.031230
+0.0₃529 (+1.73%)
10 min
$0.031260
+0.0₃56 (+1.82%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's solar hype once again proves crypto markets will react to anything, even when the topic is utterly unrelated. ETH dipped 0.07% in the first minute, then rallied 0.40% over 5 minutes and settled at 0.38% up after 10 minutes: a classic "panic, then shrug" pattern. DOGE and GORK, ever the loyal meme soldiers, posted steady gains around 1.5% across all timeframes, because why let logic interfere with a good narrative. Volatility here is tame compared to historical Musk-induced spasms: the last identical post saw GORK surge 3.48% in 5 minutes, while a vaguely similar one months ago left ETH flatlining. Apparently, the market is learning—or just getting bored. Nothing says "efficient markets" like solar energy hot takes moving cryptocurrency prices. Perhaps next we’ll see Bitcoin rally because someone praised hydroponic lettuce.

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