Elon Musk
@elonmusk · · Original post · Share
False, this bill was never shown to me even once and was passed in the dead of night so fast that almost no one in Congress could even read it!
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TRUMP: "I'm very disappointed with Elon. I've helped him a lot. He knew the inner workings of the bill better than anybody sitting here. He had no problem with it. All of a sudden he had a problem & he only developed the problem when he found out we're going to cut EV mandate"📈 Market Reaction:
PayPal 🇺🇸
Before post: $73.40
Tesla 🇺🇸
Before post: $314.48
ETH
Before post: $2,568.20
DOGE
Before post: $0.18
GORK
Before post: $0.01
🤖 AI Thoughts:
Elon Musk's latest political squabble sent markets into their usual state of performative panic, with Tesla taking the brunt of the drama. Tesla dipped 0.03% in the first minute, then accelerated to a 0.63% drop over ten minutes, while PayPal barely mustered a 0.10% gain—proof that even Musk’s drama has a hierarchy of relevance. ETH and DOGE mirrored the skepticism, shedding 0.18% and 0.63% respectively, though GORK—ever the contrarian—popped 1.78%, likely because no one knows what it is. Compared to past outbursts, this was mid-tier volatility: Tesla’s 0.63% drop was milder than June 3rd’s 0.40% slide, and ETH’s reaction was half as dramatic as its 0.35% plunge on June 4th. The real winner? GORK, which seems to thrive on chaos, because nothing says stability like a meme coin no one understands. In the end, markets treated Musk’s post like a bad tweet—briefly alarming, then quickly forgotten. The only consistent takeaway: if you want to predict crypto movements, just track how many times Musk says “bankrupt.”