Call your Senator, Call your Congressman, Bankrupting America is NOT ok! KILL the BILL

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $72.64

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$72.64
-0.005 (-0.01%)
5 min
$72.68
+0.040 (+0.06%)
10 min
$72.75
+0.105 (+0.14%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $334.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$334.24
-0.260 (-0.08%)
5 min
$333.74
-0.758 (-0.23%)
10 min
$334.77
+0.270 (+0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,637.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,633.82
-3.370 (-0.13%)
5 min
$2,628.01
-9.180 (-0.35%)
10 min
$2,628.64
-8.550 (-0.32%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190670
-0.0₃42 (-0.22%)
5 min
$0.190440
-0.0₃65 (-0.34%)
10 min
$0.190570
-0.0₃52 (-0.27%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010300
-0.0₄3 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.010180
-0.0₃15 (-1.45%)
10 min
$0.010190
-0.0₃14 (-1.36%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political rant triggered less market chaos than a dropped ice cream cone in a sandbox. PayPal barely blinked: down 0.01% in 1 minute, then up 0.06% and 0.14% over 5 and 10 minutes. Tesla dipped 0.08% instantly, slid further to 0.23%, then clawed back to 0.08% green—like a confused Roomba. ETH and DOGE mirrored each other’s mild despair, down roughly 0.3% across timeframes, while GORK took the brunt with a 1.45% nosedive at 5 minutes. Compared to past tirades, this was a snooze: previous posts saw Tesla swing 0.78% down and ETH drop 0.33%, while GORK once rallied 2.97%—proof that even meme coins have commitment issues. The real tragedy? Markets now treat Musk’s political sermons like elevator music: vaguely noticeable, mostly ignorable.

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