“Here’s what they’re saying about the One, Big, Beautiful Bill”

https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/05/what-they-are-saying-one-big-beautiful-bill-clears-house/

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,919.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,917.00
-2.250 (-0.04%)
5 min
$5,917.50
-1.750 (-0.03%)
10 min
$5,919.75
+0.500 (+0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,264.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,251.00
-13.000 (-0.03%)
5 min
$42,262.00
-2.000 (0.00%)
10 min
$42,280.00
+16.00 (+0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $107,400.06

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,423.99
+23.93 (+0.02%)
5 min
$107,264.82
-135.240 (-0.13%)
10 min
$107,169.99
-230.070 (-0.21%)

ETH

Before post: $2,637.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,637.41
-0.320 (-0.01%)
5 min
$2,632.16
-5.570 (-0.21%)
10 min
$2,630.04
-7.690 (-0.29%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.26
+0.010 (+0.08%)
5 min
$12.24
-0.010 (-0.08%)
10 min
$12.22
-0.030 (-0.24%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at Trump's latest cryptic bill musing, proving once again that ambiguity is the new volatility. SP500 dipped 0.04% in the first minute, then pared losses to end 0.01% higher after 10 minutes: a rounding error masquerading as a trend. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.03% drop initially, then a 0.04% gain, suggesting traders were more confused than concerned. Crypto showed slightly more conviction, if only in its disdain: BTC wobbled between a 0.02% gain and a 0.21% loss, while ETH slid 0.29% steadily—perhaps a metaphor for patience wearing thin. TRUMP token’s 0.24% drop over 10 minutes was the most decisive move, which says everything. Compared to historical bill-related posts, this was a snooze: past mentions triggered SP500 swings up to 0.09%, while today’s action could’ve been caused by a pigeon landing on a trading terminal. The real takeaway? Markets now treat Trump’s legislative fanfiction like a weather report: glanced at, rarely acted upon, and quickly forgotten when the next cloud appears.

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