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The Rabbit Hole
@TheRabbitHole84

“I think a bill can be big or it could be beautiful. I don't know if it could be both.” — Elon Musk We are already over $36 Trillion in debt. How exactly is it a good idea to pass a bill that will cost us another $3.7 Trillion? We have to stop kicking the can down the road and x.com/kalshi/status/…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,605.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,605.10
-0.500 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,610.24
+4.64 (+0.18%)
10 min
$2,612.73
+7.13 (+0.27%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.187870
+0.0₄799 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.188800
+0.001 (+0.54%)
10 min
$0.188970
+0.001 (+0.63%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010020
+0.0₄499 (+0.50%)
5 min
$0.010130
+0.0₃16 (+1.60%)
10 min
$0.010150
+0.0₃179 (+1.81%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest debt-themed musing triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH dipped 0.02% in the first minute, then rallied 0.18% and 0.27% over 5 and 10 minutes: a textbook "panic, then shrug" pattern. DOGE and GORK barely blinked, with gains under 1% across all timeframes: about as thrilling as watching paint dry on a blockchain. Historical context reveals these moves are weaker than a decaf espresso: past "bullseye" posts saw ETH swings up to 0.44% and GORK spikes over 4%, making today's action look like a nap. Volatility is so muted, even the algorithms seem bored. Nothing says "market confidence" like cryptocurrencies treating a $3.7 trillion debt hot take as background noise. The can, it seems, will be kicked in peace.

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