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Brian Stone
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Did a self serve demo drive of a Model Y LR today in Myrtle Beach. Self serve is a neat experience. You get a full hour but they ask that you immediately navigate to a supercharger for 15 minutes. That’s a great way for new owners to see how simple it is to charge. They also

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Elon Musk's latest ode to Tesla's self-serve demo drives sent markets on a joyride to nowhere. ETH spiked 0.22% in the first minute, then gave back half those gains within five minutes, ending virtually flat at -0.01% after ten: the crypto equivalent of a demo drive that ends with a shrug. DOGE slid steadily, down 0.88% over ten minutes, proving even meme coins have limits to their enthusiasm for charging station tutorials. GORK, ever the drama queen, plunged 5.09% in five minutes before partially recovering, because nothing says "volatility" like a token named after a sound effect. Compared to Musk's May 2025 post (55% similar in vibes), this one was less impactful: ETH barely twitched versus its prior 0.10% gain, and DOGE flipped from mildly positive to mildly negative. The real lesson? Markets now treat Musk's Tesla musings like a Supercharger stop: brief energy, then back to cruising. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithmic traders parsing the emotional depth of a Myrtle Beach test drive.

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