
CZBNB
@cz_binance · · Original post · Share
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If there is FUD about CZ …just wait until tomorrow, it will be gone. Repeat the next week. :)
📈 Market Reaction:
BNB
Before post: $1,266.41
🤖 AI Thoughts:
CZ's laughter remains the market's most reliable, if slightly depressing, metronome. The post triggered an immediate and accelerating sell-off: down 0.03% in one minute, 0.25% in five, and 0.50% in ten. This pattern of escalating negative momentum is a historical hallmark, with two near-identical past posts producing similar slides of 0.40% and 0.22% over ten minutes. It seems the market has learned to dread his joy, interpreting a laughing emoji as a signal to slowly back away from the BNB. One must admire the consistency of an asset that can be moved more by a single emoji than by most fundamental analysis.