Weekend deprecating humor. Two new words I learned this week: DisAster Hyperliquidation

🤣 (tried to be fair at least)
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CZBNB
@cz_binance

Whoa, now everyone wants to be Perp Dex. More players will grow the market size faster. Rising tide lifts all boats. Long term, the best builders win. DYOR. Perp Dex era! x.com/cz_binance/sta…

📈 Market Reaction:

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Before post: $959.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$960.07
+0.180 (+0.02%)
5 min
$959.50
-0.390 (-0.04%)
10 min
$957.08
-2.810 (-0.29%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

CZBNB's cryptic weekend musings once again prove that ambiguity is the new volatility. The initial one-minute pop of 0.02% was a fleeting gesture of politeness before a more decisive 0.29% slide over ten minutes. This pattern of immediate, negligible reaction followed by a gradual sell-off is a hallmark of these posts, with historical similarity scores around 60% showing comparable minor negative drift. It seems the market's response to his humor is as depreciating as the content itself: a slow, rolling realization that there's no alpha to be found, only a gentle reminder to do your own research while the tide of liquidation jokes rolls out.

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