May at Tesla

📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $336.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$337.13
+0.345 (+0.10%)
5 min
$336.13
-0.655 (-0.19%)
10 min
$334.06
-2.725 (-0.81%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's latest cryptic tweet proves once again that Elon's keyboard strokes move markets more than most CEOs' earnings calls. The stock initially ticked up 0.10% in the first minute, only to reverse course with a 0.19% drop at 5 minutes and a 0.81% plunge by 10 minutes: classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" behavior, except the rumor was just a typo. Volatility remains tame by Tesla standards—compare this to the 0.35% drop after April's "pronounced dead" post, which at least had the decency to form a coherent sentence. Nothing says modern finance like algorithms trading billions over a CEO's autocorrect fail.

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