Tesla vs other electric car companies

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.96

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$71.98
+0.020 (+0.03%)
5 min
$72.00
+0.035 (+0.05%)
10 min
$72.06
+0.095 (+0.13%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $347.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$347.39
-0.410 (-0.12%)
5 min
$347.41
-0.385 (-0.11%)
10 min
$347.69
-0.105 (-0.03%)

ETH

Before post: $2,583.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,580.28
-2.770 (-0.11%)
5 min
$2,580.35
-2.700 (-0.10%)
10 min
$2,582.41
-0.640 (-0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.226870
-0.0₃32 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.226240
-0.0₃95 (-0.42%)
10 min
$0.226060
-0.001 (-0.50%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.025890
+0.0₄8 (+0.31%)
5 min
$0.025990
+0.0₃179 (+0.70%)
10 min
$0.026000
+0.0₃189 (+0.74%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered a market shrug with a side of mild chaos. PayPal inched up 0.03% in the first minute, peaking at 0.13% after 10 minutes, proving even Musk's leftovers can feed the PayPal algo. Tesla dipped 0.12% initially but clawed back to -0.03%, as if the market remembered it wasn't actually news. ETH and DOGE mirrored Tesla's apathy with sub-0.5% drops, while GORK—the meme coin nobody asked for—popped 0.74%, because why not. Compared to past Musk musings, this was a snooze: historical posts with similar vagueness saw ETH swing up to 0.29% or down 0.24%, while DOGE and GORK either mooned or cratered on pure vibes. Today’s reaction? A masterclass in indifference. Nothing says "market efficiency" like a token named GORK outperforming Tesla because Elon typed seven words.

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