FAKE NEWS CNN IS SO DISGUSTING AND INCOMPETENT. SOME OF THE DUMBEST ANCHORS IN THE BUSINESS!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,148.00
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $43,314.00
BTC
Before post: $107,869.17
ETH
Before post: $2,472.69
CSI300 🇨🇳
Before post: $3,957.42
TRUMP
Before post: $9.04
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Trump's latest media critique left markets as divided as a cable news panel: equities shrugged, crypto winced, and his own token underperformed. SP500 and Dow Jones edged up marginally: 1-minute moves of +0.02% each, barely sustaining gains to +0.03% (Dow) and +0.01% (SP500) at 10 minutes. Crypto wasn’t amused: BTC dipped -0.05% immediately, ETH fell -0.25%, with both extending losses slightly by the 5-minute mark. TRUMP token mirrored its namesake’s approval ratings: down -0.11% instantly, sliding to -0.22% at 10 minutes. Volatility was tame compared to historical tantrums: past CNN rants saw SP500 swings up to -0.13%, while crypto reactions flip-flopped between panic (BTC -0.21% in May) and indifference (BTC +0.38% in another instance). Today’s moves suggest traders now yawn at media feuds—unless they’re holding ETH, which reacts like a sensitive pundit. Nothing unites markets like collective exhaustion over political theater: even algorithmic traders seem to be muting the notifications.