Natasha Bertrand should be FIRED from CNN! I watched her for three days doing Fake News. She should be IMMEDIATELY reprimanded, and then thrown out “like a dog.” She lied on the Laptop from Hell Story, and now she lied on the Nuclear Sites Story, attempting to destroy our Patriot Pilots by making them look bad when, in fact, they did a GREAT job and hit “pay dirt” — TOTAL OBLITERATION! She should not be allowed to work at Fake News CNN. It’s people like her who destroyed the reputation of a once great Network. Her slant was so obviously negative, besides, she doesn’t have what it takes to be an on camera correspondent, not even close. FIRE NATASHA!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,140.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,139.25
-1.500 (-0.02%)
5 min
$6,138.25
-2.500 (-0.04%)
10 min
$6,138.00
-2.750 (-0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,231.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,214.00
-17.000 (-0.04%)
5 min
$43,209.00
-22.000 (-0.05%)
10 min
$43,209.00
-22.000 (-0.05%)

BTC

Before post: $107,418.29

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,438.75
+20.46 (+0.02%)
5 min
$107,435.13
+16.84 (+0.02%)
10 min
$107,403.90
-14.390 (-0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,420.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,419.07
-1.100 (-0.05%)
5 min
$2,415.64
-4.530 (-0.19%)
10 min
$2,416.54
-3.630 (-0.15%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.03
-0.020 (-0.22%)
5 min
$9.02
-0.030 (-0.33%)
10 min
$9.03
-0.020 (-0.22%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets barely flinch as another media takedown attempt fails to move the needle beyond noise. SP500 dipped 0.04% over 10 minutes, Dow Jones mirrored with a 0.05% drop: textbook "anger tweet" reaction, barely distinguishable from algorithmic drift. Bitcoin shrugged with a 0.02% uptick before reverting, while ETH bled 0.19%—crypto’s version of a confused shrug. TRUMP coin dipped 0.33%, because even meme markets tire of reruns. Volatility remains tame compared to historical parallels: May’s MSNBC rant triggered 0.13% SP500 swings, while June’s NYT-CNN combo saw crypto whipsaws. This time, the market treated it like a minor firmware glitch. Nothing says "stable markets" like a former president’s media vendetta becoming priced-in background static. The real shock would be if anyone still expected shock.

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