Big News Conference tomorrow morning at 10:00 A.M., The Oval Office, concerning a MAJOR TRADE DEAL WITH REPRESENTATIVES OF A BIG, AND HIGHLY RESPECTED, COUNTRY. THE FIRST OF MANY!!!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,644.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $41,146.00
BTC
Before post: $97,149.01
ETH
Before post: $1,815.25
TRUMP
Before post: $11.07
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets love a mystery, especially when it comes with an exclamation point and a vague promise of "big" things. The S&P 500 popped 0.43% in the first minute, settling at 0.42% after 10 minutes, while the Dow Jones mirrored the enthusiasm with a 0.38% initial jump. Bitcoin, ever the drama queen, surged 1.07% in five minutes before cooling to 0.82%, and ETH followed suit with a 0.93% spike. The TRUMP token, perhaps the most literal barometer of sentiment, climbed 1.17%—because nothing says "trust the process" like a meme coin. Volatility here is tame compared to historical tantrums: the last time Trump teased "big news" (46% similarity), markets barely flinched, and a post blaming Biden for the stock market actually saw BTC drop 0.19%. Today’s reaction is more aligned with his Michigan gratitude post, where TRUMP also rallied—suggesting markets treat his announcements like a box of chocolates, albeit with fewer surprises. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing all-caps hype and deciding, yes, this time it’s real.