Why doesn’t Chairman Bob Iger do something about ABC Fake News, especially since I just won $16,000,000 based on the Fake and Defamatory reporting of Liddle’ George Slopadopolus. He was given warnings, but just couldn’t be restrained by “management.” Now I see they are at it again, and I again give these SleazeBags fair warning! The wonderful country of Qatar, after agreeing to invest more than 1.4 Trillion Dollars in the United States of America, deserves much better than Misleading (Fake!) News. Everyone, including their lawyers, has been told that ABC must not say that Qatar is giving ME a FREE Boeing 747 Airplane, because they are not. Instead, and as Fake News ABC fully knows and understands, this highly respected country is donating the plane to the United States Air Force/ Defense Department, AND NOT TO ME. By so doing, they are saving our country, and the American Taxpayer, hundreds of millions of dollars. ABC Fake News is one of the WORST
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Trump's latest rant about ABC and Qatar moves markets about as much as a pigeon landing on a scale: technically detectable but irrelevant. BTC wobbled between +0.02% and -0.01% over 10 minutes, while ETH slid -0.13%—volatility so tame it could be mistaken for a nap. TRUMP coin dipped -0.31%, proving even meme tokens have standards. Compared to past tirades, this one lands in the "meh" category: the May 13 Boeing post sparked slightly wilder swings (BTC -0.17%), while election-themed outbursts on May 7 drove BTC up 0.27%. Today’s action is basically background noise in a circus that’s already left town. Nothing says "stable markets" like a man threatening legal action over an imaginary airplane gift. Qatar’s $1.4 trillion must be thrilled.