ISRAEL is not going to attack Iran. All planes will turn around and head home, while doing a friendly “Plane Wave” to Iran. Nobody will be hurt, the Ceasefire is in effect! Thank you for your attention to this matter! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,119.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $43,164.00
BTC
Before post: $105,072.97
ETH
Before post: $2,404.46
TRUMP
Before post: $9.28
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,288.06
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets briefly mistook Trump's ceasefire tweet for actual geopolitical stability before remembering who posted it. SP500 popped 0.10% in the first minute, then tapered to 0.05% over ten minutes, suggesting traders initially bought the peace narrative before skepticism set in. The Dow moved similarly, with a 0.06% jump fading to 0.02%, as if Wall Street collectively shrugged. Crypto, ever the drama queen, saw BTC rise 0.27% and ETH 0.55% immediately, likely because nothing says "safe haven" like digital assets reacting to a tweet about Middle East tensions. TRUMP tokens, ever loyal, gained 0.65% across all timeframes—because of course they did. Volatility was tame compared to historical posts: when Trump previously hinted at attacks (57% similarity), BTC swung 0.50% in ten minutes, while today’s moves were a snooze. The STOXX50’s 0.12% uptick mirrored the SP500, proving even Europe has learned to half-listen. Nothing says "market efficiency" like algorithms parsing a tweet that reads like a rejected action movie tagline.