If I didn’t put the National Guard into Los Angeles, the place would be burned down to the ground right now. I did incompetent Governor Gavin Newscum, who doesn’t have a clue, the favor of a lifetime. One of the WORST GOVERNORS IN HISTORY!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,017.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,017.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$6,015.50
-1.500 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,972.75
-44.250 (-0.74%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,405.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,141.00
-264.000 (-0.62%)
5 min
$42,406.00
+1.000 (+0.00%)
10 min
$42,403.00
-2.000 (0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $107,713.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,581.67
-131.360 (-0.12%)
5 min
$107,564.65
-148.380 (-0.14%)
10 min
$107,634.07
-78.960 (-0.07%)

ETH

Before post: $2,610.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,606.11
-4.250 (-0.16%)
5 min
$2,605.07
-5.290 (-0.20%)
10 min
$2,607.31
-3.050 (-0.12%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.82
+0.010 (+0.10%)
5 min
$9.81
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$9.81
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at Trump's latest Gavin Newsom rant, proving even volatility gets bored of reruns. SP500 dipped 0.74% in 10 minutes, a blip compared to its usual drama queen antics. Dow Jones barely flinched with a 0.62% drop in the first minute, then pretended nothing happened. Crypto played its usual role as the overreacting cousin: BTC and ETH shed fractions of a percent, because why not. TRUMP token barely budged, suggesting even meme coins have attention spans. Historical context shows these posts are like bad sitcoms: similar plot, diminishing returns. Past reactions ranged from muted gains to shrugs, with no clear pattern except market fatigue. The 73.95% similarity to a prior post yielded opposite SP500 moves, because consistency is overrated. Nothing says "stable markets" like a political feud that moves needles less than a snoozing hedge fund manager.

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