The Appeals Court ruled last night that I can use the National Guard to keep our cities, in this case Los Angeles, safe. If I didn’t send the Military into Los Angeles, that city would be burning to the ground right now. We saved L.A. Thank you for the Decision!!!
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets shrugged at Trump's latest military fanfiction, treating it like a rerun of a mildly entertaining but ultimately forgettable show. SP500: up 0.08% in 1 minute, then fading to +0.01% over 10 minutes. Dow Jones: a similarly lukewarm +0.07% to +0.02%. Crypto played its usual erratic self—BTC briefly up 0.13% before dipping negative, while ETH barely twitched. TRUMP token mirrored its namesake’s attention span: a quick 0.10% pop, then fading. STOXX50 initially rose 0.04%, then remembered Europe exists and slid 0.08%. Volatility was tame compared to historical reactions—this post scored 72.65% similarity to past "saving LA" narratives, which typically sparked moves under 0.1%. The most dramatic response was a 0.39% TRUMP token drop on June 12, proving even meme coins have limits to their enthusiasm. Nothing says "stable markets" like a leader threatening to deploy troops against hypothetical fires while asset prices yawn.