If our troops didn’t go into Los Angeles, it would be burning to the ground right now, just like so much of their housing burned to the ground. The great people of Los Angeles are very lucky that I made the decision to go in and help!!!
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $6,036.50
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,825.00
BTC
Before post: $109,290.08
ETH
Before post: $2,775.10
TRUMP
Before post: $10.85
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Before post: $5,413.87
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets shrugged off Trump's latest Los Angeles commentary like a bad rerun of a political drama. SP500: barely moved at +0.05% in 5 minutes before dipping -0.02% at 10 minutes, mirroring June 10’s non-reaction. Dow Jones followed suit with a meandering +0.03% then -0.02%, proving even blue chips can’t feign interest. Crypto showed fleeting enthusiasm: BTC popped +0.11% in 5 minutes before giving it all back (-0.12%), while ETH’s +0.18% rally fizzled to -0.07%. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, briefly rallied +0.09% before reality hit (-0.18%). Volatility was tame compared to June 10’s afternoon post, which saw BTC drop -0.25% in a minute—today’s swings wouldn’t rouse a sleeping trader. The STOXX50’s -0.12% dip at 10 minutes was the most dramatic move, and even that’s a snooze by European standards. Nothing says "market-moving" like a 0.00% change in TRUMP coin within the first minute. The great people of Los Angeles may need help, but traders clearly need a better script.