Incompetent Gavin Newscum should have been THANKING me for the job we did in Los Angeles, rather than making sad excuses for the poor job he has done. If it weren’t for me getting the National Guard into Los Angeles, it would be burning to the ground right now!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,036.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,036.75
+0.500 (+0.01%)
5 min
$6,037.25
+1.000 (+0.02%)
10 min
$6,036.75
+0.500 (+0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,910.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,915.00
+5.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$42,921.00
+11.00 (+0.03%)
10 min
$42,916.00
+6.00 (+0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $105,990.15

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$106,026.18
+36.03 (+0.03%)
5 min
$106,012.07
+21.92 (+0.02%)
10 min
$105,811.57
-178.580 (-0.17%)

ETH

Before post: $2,642.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,640.92
-1.970 (-0.07%)
5 min
$2,646.82
+3.93 (+0.15%)
10 min
$2,644.00
+1.11 (+0.04%)

TRUMP

Before post: $10.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$10.10
-0.020 (-0.20%)
5 min
$10.11
-0.010 (-0.10%)
10 min
$10.13
+0.010 (+0.10%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's latest rant about Gavin Newsom and Los Angeles had all the market impact of a damp firecracker: mildly audible, quickly forgotten. The SP500 and Dow Jones barely twitched, with gains of 0.01% to 0.03% over 10 minutes, while BTC dipped 0.17% after a brief uptick. ETH wobbled between minor losses and gains, and even the TRUMP token shrugged off the drama with a net zero change. Compared to historical posts, this one landed with the subtlety of a feather in a hurricane: past similar tweets saw sharper swings (SP500 moves up to 0.07%, BTC volatility double today's), suggesting the market now treats these outbursts as background noise. Nothing says "financial relevance" like a political spat that moves stocks less than a misplaced decimal in a quarterly report.

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