AMERICA IS HOT! SIX MONTHS AGO IT WAS COLD AS ICE! BORDER IS CLOSED, PRICES ARE DOWN. WAGES ARE UP!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,993.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,993.50
-0.250 (0.00%)
5 min
$5,991.00
-2.750 (-0.05%)
10 min
$5,995.25
+1.50 (+0.03%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,683.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,678.00
-5.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$42,669.00
-14.000 (-0.03%)
10 min
$42,689.00
+6.00 (+0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $103,860.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,753.27
-107.350 (-0.10%)
5 min
$103,895.49
+34.87 (+0.03%)
10 min
$103,913.38
+52.76 (+0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $2,476.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,475.48
-1.330 (-0.05%)
5 min
$2,476.59
-0.220 (-0.01%)
10 min
$2,480.79
+3.98 (+0.16%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.86

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.84
-0.020 (-0.20%)
5 min
$9.85
-0.010 (-0.10%)
10 min
$9.86
+0.0 (+0.00%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,421.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,421.50
+0.400 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,421.31
+0.210 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,423.90
+2.80 (+0.05%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's latest post with the enthusiasm of a snooze button. SP500: dipped 0.05% in 5 minutes before a feeble 0.03% rebound, while Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.03% drop and a 0.01% recovery. Bitcoin wobbled like a distracted tightrope walker, down 0.10% initially but clawing back 0.05% later. ETH followed suit, down 0.05% then up 0.16%, proving crypto’s resilience to logic. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man) fell 0.20% early, flatlining at zero—poetic justice. STOXX50, ever the contrarian, edged up 0.05%. Volatility was tame compared to historical reactions: past similar posts sparked moves up to 0.54% in TRUMP and 0.48% in ETH, but today’s action was more "meh" than "meme." The irony? A post boasting economic wins had less impact than a typo in a earnings report. Markets, like toddlers, ignore you when you shout the loudest.

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