Because of Tariffs, our Economy is BOOMING!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,922.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,922.75
+0.500 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,925.50
+3.25 (+0.05%)
10 min
$5,925.00
+2.75 (+0.05%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,205.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,206.00
+1.000 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,221.00
+16.00 (+0.04%)
10 min
$42,218.00
+13.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $105,141.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$105,199.97
+58.80 (+0.06%)
5 min
$105,292.43
+151.26 (+0.14%)
10 min
$105,358.14
+216.97 (+0.21%)

ETH

Before post: $2,589.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,592.00
+2.01 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,597.81
+7.82 (+0.30%)
10 min
$2,601.60
+11.61 (+0.45%)

TRUMP

Before post: $11.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$11.19
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$11.23
+0.040 (+0.36%)
10 min
$11.25
+0.060 (+0.54%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's latest tariff boast with the enthusiasm of a polite golf clap. SP500 edged up 0.01% in the first minute, then 0.05% over 5 and 10 minutes, while Dow Jones barely moved initially before a 0.04% lift. Crypto showed more pep: BTC gained 0.21% in 10 minutes, ETH jumped 0.45%, and the TRUMP token—ever the loyalist—popped 0.54%. Compared to past tariff-related posts, this was tamer than a Mar-a-Lago dinner without ketchup. The May 12 post on drug price cuts sparked a 0.28% SP500 rally, while the April 30 "Biden's market" jab caused a brief dip before recovery. Volatility here is more "lightly stirred" than "shaken." Nothing says "booming economy" like a 0.01% bump and a TRUMP token that still trades like a meme coin with commitment issues.

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