IN JUST THREE MONTHS, TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS (and therefore, record numbers of JOBS!) HAVE BEEN POURING INTO THE USA. THIS IS BECAUSE OF MY TARIFF POLICY, and our great November 5th Election WIN! The very STUPID Democrats are doing everything within their power to disparage what is happening. They are totally unhinged, and have lost all levels of Confidence. It is a financial REVOLUTION, and they are being Crushed. MAGA!!!

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $104,023.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,990.00
-33.380 (-0.03%)
5 min
$103,905.54
-117.840 (-0.11%)
10 min
$104,011.92
-11.460 (-0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,487.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,484.14
-3.460 (-0.14%)
5 min
$2,478.28
-9.320 (-0.37%)
10 min
$2,483.28
-4.320 (-0.17%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.67
-0.030 (-0.22%)
5 min
$13.63
-0.070 (-0.51%)
10 min
$13.64
-0.060 (-0.44%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's latest post was about as enthusiastic as a nap during a fireworks show. BTC dipped a negligible 0.03% in the first minute, barely registering the "financial revolution," while ETH wobbled slightly more at 0.14%. TRUMP (the token, not the man) fared worst, down 0.22%, proving even memecoins have limits to their loyalty. Volatility here is milder than a lukewarm tea compared to historical posts, where similar rhetoric sparked moves twice as large. The April 27 tariff post, for instance, saw TRUMP drop 1.24% in a minute—today’s action is practically a standing ovation by contrast. Nothing says "crushing the opposition" like crypto markets shrugging and moving on with their day. MAGA indeed.

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