Prices are down, income is up, our Border is closed, gasoline is CHEAP, inflation is DEAD — Our Country is BOOMING! Companies are pouring into America like never before!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,969.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,970.25
+1.25 (+0.02%)
5 min
$5,969.50
+0.500 (+0.01%)
10 min
$5,970.75
+1.75 (+0.03%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,494.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,502.00
+8.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$42,492.00
-2.000 (0.00%)
10 min
$42,504.00
+10.00 (+0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $103,738.94

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,902.90
+163.96 (+0.16%)
5 min
$103,917.57
+178.63 (+0.17%)
10 min
$103,940.52
+201.58 (+0.19%)

ETH

Before post: $2,476.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,479.81
+3.81 (+0.15%)
5 min
$2,477.38
+1.38 (+0.06%)
10 min
$2,477.51
+1.51 (+0.06%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.82
+0.050 (+0.51%)
5 min
$9.82
+0.050 (+0.51%)
10 min
$9.80
+0.030 (+0.31%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,413.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,412.99
-0.500 (-0.01%)
5 min
$5,411.21
-2.280 (-0.04%)
10 min
$5,413.20
-0.290 (-0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's latest post with the enthusiasm of a polite golf clap. SP500 inched up 0.03% over 10 minutes, while Dow Jones managed a 0.02% gain, barely shrugging off a brief dip. Bitcoin led the crypto pack with a 0.19% rise, though ETH’s 0.06% move was more of a lazy stretch. The TRUMP token, ever the loyalist, popped 0.51% before settling at half that. Europe’s STOXX50, unimpressed, dipped slightly. Compared to past posts, this was a snooze: historical rallies averaged 0.2% for equities and 0.3% for crypto, with TRUMP tokens often doubling today’s performance. Volatility? More like a nap. Nothing says "booming economy" like markets moving at the speed of a DMV line.

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