Don’t even read the legacy media – it’s just noise and propaganda! I stopped long ago. Legacy news attempts to answer the question: “What’s the worst thing on Earth today?” That is sure to make you sad.

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Elle Lookbook
@EvaLovesDesign

The media is reporting fake news again Trump, Elon, &

@DOGE Friends who aren’t on 𝕏 always text me & ask “is this true or fake news” 💯 fake news I say “time to get on 𝕏”

📈 Market Reaction:

PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $71.24

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$71.18
-0.055 (-0.08%)
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$71.20
-0.035 (-0.05%)
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$71.26
+0.020 (+0.03%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $354.00

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$354.07
+0.071 (+0.02%)
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$354.04
+0.040 (+0.01%)
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$355.01
+1.01 (+0.29%)

ETH

Before post: $2,605.69

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$2,606.61
+0.920 (+0.04%)
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$2,612.72
+7.03 (+0.27%)
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$2,615.49
+9.80 (+0.38%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

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$0.195540
-0.0₃26 (-0.13%)
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$0.196010
+0.0₃209 (+0.11%)
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$0.196030
+0.0₃23 (+0.12%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.010330
+0.0₄2 (+0.19%)
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$0.010320
+0.0₅999 (+0.10%)
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$0.010320
+0.0₅999 (+0.10%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest media-bashing post triggered the usual circus of micro-fluctuations, proving once again that his words move markets more than actual news. PayPal dipped briefly then recovered: down 0.08% in 1 minute, 0.05% in 5, but up 0.03% by 10 minutes—likely a shrug from investors who remember Musk’s exit years ago. Tesla inched up 0.02% immediately, then 0.29% at 10 minutes, a modest nod from the cult of Elon. ETH and DOGE did their usual meme dance: ETH gained 0.38% over 10 minutes, while DOGE wobbled from -0.13% to +0.12%, because nothing says stability like crypto reacting to a billionaire’s media grudge. Historical context shows these moves are tame: past similar posts saw ETH swing up to 0.43% or down 0.16%, while DOGE and GORK often gyrated wildly—today’s action is basically market yoga by comparison. The irony? Musk’s “legacy media is noise” narrative creates more noise than the headlines he’s dismissing, and the market’s reaction is about as predictable as a dogecoin tweet.

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