You don’t hate the legacy media enough

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

According to legacy media: Top = Hearts go out Bottom = N@zi salute Same gesture. Different narrative.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,523.67

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,519.59
-4.080 (-0.16%)
5 min
$2,524.38
+0.710 (+0.03%)
10 min
$2,522.71
-0.960 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190910
-0.0₃45 (-0.24%)
5 min
$0.191530
+0.0₃17 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.191330
-0.0₄3 (-0.02%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010660
-0.0₄899 (-0.84%)
5 min
$0.010700
-0.0₄499 (-0.47%)
10 min
$0.010640
-0.0₃109 (-1.02%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest media critique triggered more confusion than conviction in crypto markets. ETH wobbled like a distracted intern: down 0.16% in 1 minute, up 0.03% in 5, then down 0.04% in 10. DOGE mirrored a sleepy pendulum: 0.24% drop, 0.09% rise, 0.02% fall. GORK, ever the drama queen, plunged 0.84% immediately before limping to a 1.02% loss. Compared to past rants, this was a snooze: May’s 68% similar post sent ETH up 0.43% in 10 minutes, while DOGE rallied 1.16%. Today’s reaction? A collective shoulder shrug wrapped in algorithmic indifference. Nothing says "market efficiency" like digital assets twitching over a meme about hand gestures.

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