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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,545.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,543.10
-2.740 (-0.11%)
5 min
$2,543.89
-1.950 (-0.08%)
10 min
$2,543.44
-2.400 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.194090
-0.0₃269 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.194090
-0.0₃269 (-0.14%)
10 min
$0.193840
-0.0₃519 (-0.27%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.012380
-0.0₅999 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.012290
-0.0₄999 (-0.81%)
10 min
$0.012140
-0.0₃25 (-2.02%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest masterpiece of brevity, "yes None," sent markets into a tailspin of mild confusion and microscopic losses. ETH dipped 0.11% in the first minute, then wobbled to 0.08% and 0.09% losses over 5 and 10 minutes, proving even crypto can yawn. DOGE mirrored this thrilling drama with 0.14% and 0.27% declines, while GORK stole the show with a 2.02% drop over 10 minutes, because why not. Historical context reveals this is just another day at the Musk circus: past "yes..." posts triggered ETH swings from 0.06% dips to 0.97% gains, while DOGE and GORK flipped between shrugs and mild panic. Volatility here is less "market-moving" and more "market-nudging," like a bored cat pawing at a keyboard. Nothing says financial analysis like dissecting the impact of a man who tweets "yes None" and watches the world overreact.

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