Legacy media is one big psy op

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Matt Van Swol
@matt_vanswol

Here’s a list of all the news networks who have not covered Cory Booker’s salute: - NYTimes - CNN - Washington Post - MSNBC - NPR - USA Today - Reuters - Axios - ABC News Every single one of them wrote stories on Elon Musk’s “salute”… …do you get it yet?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,507.69

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,506.28
-1.410 (-0.06%)
5 min
$2,512.01
+4.32 (+0.17%)
10 min
$2,513.50
+5.81 (+0.23%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.191470
+0.0₃109 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.192080
+0.0₃719 (+0.38%)
10 min
$0.191810
+0.0₃45 (+0.24%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011870
-0.0₃12 (-1.00%)
5 min
$0.011930
-0.0₄6 (-0.50%)
10 min
$0.011980
-0.0₄1 (-0.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest media critique triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH dipped 0.06% in the first minute, then rallied 0.17% and 0.23% over 5 and 10 minutes, respectively: a shrug wrapped in mild optimism. DOGE inched up 0.06%, 0.38%, and 0.24% over the same periods, proving even meme coins have better attention spans than legacy media headlines. GORK, ever the drama queen, plunged 1% immediately before staging a half-hearted recovery. Compared to historical tantrums against "legacy media," this ranks as a snooze fest. Past posts with 60-70% similarity scores saw ETH swing up to 0.43% or down 0.16%, while DOGE and GORK oscillated between manic and melancholic. Today's reaction? Decaf volatility. Nothing says "market efficiency" like crypto responding to conspiracy theories with the enthusiasm of a DMV clerk on a Monday.

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