The legacy media puppet parade

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Western Lensman
@WesternLensman

Fake News Word of the Day: “Ambush!"

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,616.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,616.38
+0.290 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,618.60
+2.51 (+0.10%)
10 min
$2,620.10
+4.01 (+0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.239870
+0.0₃129 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.239960
+0.0₃219 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.240480
+0.0₃739 (+0.31%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.022230
-0.0₄5 (-0.22%)
5 min
$0.022270
-0.0₅999 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.022240
-0.0₄4 (-0.18%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest media critique sparked a market reaction so mild it could put insomniacs to sleep. ETH inched up 0.01% in the first minute, eventually climbing to 0.15% after 10 minutes: a yawn compared to the 0.43% surge from his May 2025 rant. DOGE managed a barely-there 0.31% rise, paling next to its 1.16% historical counterpart. GORK, ever the contrarian, dipped slightly, proving even meme coins have standards. Volatility was tamer than a housecat on sedatives, with moves dwarfed by prior reactions. Either the market is numb to Musk’s media gripes, or "fake news" lost its shock value faster than a trending TikTok dance. The real takeaway: when your crypto moves less than a grandma at a bingo hall, it might be time to retire the talking points.

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