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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan

The blue line wouldn't be flat if American companies put half as much effort into actually building things as they do into lawfare.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,562.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,563.00
+0.610 (+0.02%)
5 min
$2,562.54
+0.150 (+0.01%)
10 min
$2,559.08
-3.310 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.226160
+0.0₄799 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.225940
-0.0₃14 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.225510
-0.0₃57 (-0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.015650
-0.0₄199 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.015630
-0.0₄399 (-0.26%)
10 min
$0.015600
-0.0₄7 (-0.45%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post about American companies and lawfare had all the market-moving power of a damp firecracker. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived intern: up 0.02% in 1 minute, then down 0.13% after 10 minutes. DOGE barely twitched, with a 0.04% uptick dissolving into a 0.25% drop. GORK slid downhill at a leisurely pace, losing 0.45% over 10 minutes. Compared to historical posts with identical wording, this was less "market-moving" and more "market-napping"—previous versions saw ETH swing up to 1.75% and DOGE rally 1.16%. Volatility today was so mild it could pass for a bond yield. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto reacting to a vague rant with the enthusiasm of a teenager asked to do chores.

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