Soon it will fly

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,630.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,619.72
-10.770 (-0.41%)
5 min
$2,624.94
-5.550 (-0.21%)
10 min
$2,621.71
-8.780 (-0.33%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.237440
-0.0₃859 (-0.36%)
5 min
$0.237520
-0.0₃78 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.236930
-0.001 (-0.57%)

GORK

Before post: $0.03

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.028340
-0.0₃279 (-0.98%)
5 min
$0.028290
-0.0₃33 (-1.15%)
10 min
$0.028420
-0.0₃199 (-0.70%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic tweet sent crypto markets into their usual state of mild panic, proving once again that ambiguity is the new volatility. ETH dipped 0.41% in the first minute, then pared losses to 0.21% at 5 minutes, before settling at 0.33% down after 10 minutes: a textbook overreaction followed by reluctant self-correction. DOGE mirrored the trend with a 0.36% drop, then 0.33%, and finally 0.57%, while GORK—the perpetual underdog—led the decline with a 0.98% instant plunge, peaking at 1.15% before easing to 0.70%. Compared to the historical "coming soon..." post, which sparked a fleeting ETH rally and DOGE enthusiasm, this reaction was notably more bearish. The 46% similarity score suggests the market is learning, albeit slowly, that not all Musk musings are created equal. Nothing says "efficient markets" like double-digit percentage swings on a four-word tweet that may or may not be about a literal flying object.

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