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@spacesudoer : The title of the upcoming talk by @elonmusk is "Mars 2026 Company Talk" in SpaceX's source code. Mars 2026 LFG!!! https:/…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,495.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,490.20
-5.280 (-0.21%)
5 min
$2,492.95
-2.530 (-0.10%)
10 min
$2,493.43
-2.050 (-0.08%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.220950
-0.0₃629 (-0.28%)
5 min
$0.221150
-0.0₃429 (-0.19%)
10 min
$0.221290
-0.0₃29 (-0.13%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.018560
-0.0₃67 (-3.48%)
5 min
$0.018830
-0.0₃4 (-2.08%)
10 min
$0.018870
-0.0₃359 (-1.87%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic Mars hype sent crypto markets into a mild existential crisis, with GORK taking it personally. ETH dipped 0.21% in the first minute, stabilizing to a 0.08% drop over 10 minutes: a shrug masquerading as volatility. DOGE mirrored the apathy with a 0.28% initial slip, while GORK—apparently allergic to Musk’s enthusiasm—plunged 3.48%, as if Mars colonization threatens its very existence. Context: this reaction is tamer than May’s Starship teaser (ETH rose 0.12%), but eerily similar to his "multiplanetary" speech (ETH initially dropped 0.21% before rebounding). GORK’s wild swings suggest it’s either a meme coin or an over-caffeinated day trader. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a token named GORK freaking out over a typo-ridden tweet. LFG indeed.

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