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@SawyerMerritt : Elon Musk will be providing a @SpaceX company update live-streamed on X on Tuesday May 27th at 1 PM ET. He'll be talking…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,486.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,487.89
+1.19 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,486.40
-0.300 (-0.01%)
10 min
$2,493.02
+6.32 (+0.25%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.220560
-0.0₄6 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.220530
-0.0₄9 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.221080
+0.0₃459 (+0.21%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.021020
-0.0₄399 (-0.19%)
5 min
$0.020890
-0.0₃17 (-0.81%)
10 min
$0.021070
+0.0₅999 (+0.05%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic teaser proves once again that markets react first and ask questions later. ETH wobbled like a tipsy tightrope walker: up 0.05% in the first minute, down 0.01% after five, then a more decisive 0.25% climb over ten minutes. DOGE barely twitched, with a net 0.21% gain after ten minutes, while GORK took a brief nosedive before recovering to a barely detectable 0.05% rise. Compared to the May 13th post (51.69% similarity), this was a lukewarm rerun: ETH’s reaction was slightly stronger this time, while DOGE and GORK’s responses were muted—perhaps the market is finally learning to wait for actual news. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets convulsing over a tweet that literally ends with the word "None."

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