Teslas have automatic overheat protection to cool the car, ensuring the safety of babies and pets

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Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray

If you leave your pet in a hot vehicle you deserve to have this happen to your car.

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's pet safety PSA triggered a modest crypto ripple, proving once again that markets care more about dogs (and DOGE) than actual dogs. ETH inched up 0.29% in the first minute, held steady at 0.29% after five, then tapered to 0.22% at ten minutes: a textbook "mild interest" pattern. DOGE wagged its tail with 0.42%, 0.58%, and 0.35% gains over the same periods, while GORK briefly rallied before collapsing 1.03%—perhaps because "overheat protection" isn't as exciting as meme potential. Compared to last month's Autopilot post (which moved ETH by a measly 0.02% before fading), this was marginally more impactful, though still within the range of "Elon sneezed" volatility. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital currencies reacting to a lecture on responsible pet ownership.

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