Tesla Superchargers enable long distance travel anywhere in North America, except the Arctic

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Tesla Supercharger Network, North America

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,954.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,955.21
+0.580 (+0.03%)
5 min
$1,948.77
-5.860 (-0.30%)
10 min
$1,949.89
-4.740 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

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Price & Change
1 min
$0.183740
+0.0₅999 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.183560
-0.0₃17 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.183430
-0.0₃299 (-0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Arctic exclusion zone for Superchargers sparked more confusion than rally in crypto markets. ETH saw a fleeting 0.03% bump in the first minute, then slid 0.30% over five minutes: classic "buy the rumor, sell the news" with extra steps. DOGE barely twitched, moving less than 0.2% in either direction—proof that even meme coins have standards when the joke’s too niche. Volatility was tame compared to typical Musk-induced swings: no 10% spikes or dumpster fires, just a sleepy shrug from traders who’ve grown numb to geography-based taunts. Nothing says "market-moving announcement" like clarifying that electric cars won’t be ice fishing in Nunavut anytime soon.